The Caffe Portomaso full English is – without question – one of the finest English breakfasts I have had on this island, or on a whole lot of other islands. It is very, very good. Quite honestly, I don’t think my photos do it justice.
It’s not cheap here, your breakfast will cost eleven of your euros and fifty of your cents, but it’s worth it. Even though the coffee and the very good smoothie both cost extra – it’s worth it. That’s why the Golden Sausage is lifted gently from it’s resting place in Cafe Jubilee (by a giant golden fork – natch) and carefully deposited in place of honour here at this cafe in St Julian’s. I went here twice in two weeks just to make sure that Caffe Portomaso is worthy of the honour – that’s the kind of selfless sacrifice I routinely make for you people – and… It Is Worthy.